Inventing the Girl

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Comedy/Crime/Drama/Mystery/Romance, USA, 2009, 60 min.

Synopsis Castle plays a cute hunk who tells the lead, professional, detective how to think.Lead detective watches her diet, is super thin and can't think for herself (e.g. the scene where she just never thought that the victim's ambitious rival might be a suspect) , but thankfully she has hunky Castle to do all her thinking for her -- except -- and this is important -- in the ending scenes where she explains to hunky hunky hunky, cute, hunky, hunky cuddly-bear cute Castle, through her powerful woman's intuition, that the woman was murdered by her husband because her husband just loved her too much.Please, if you love your spouse, go out and kill them if they disappoint you in any way -- it just proves how very much you love them! Touching.And women, please please remember, your value to our society relies on how thin and sexy you are. What a relief!! You DON'T have to be competent at your job!!! You just have to look sexy and you'll conquer all. Cagney & Lacey are dumpy losers. They, laughingly, were portrayed by writers (who apparently forgot to suck the oil out of their ratings-conscious corporate bosses' asses by portraying their characters as competently strong females. WTF???) as good cops!!! Wow! Talk about crazy!! Thankfully the sane among us know only men (and yes, super sexy women) are the only ones who truly know their job.Women are here on the planet to please men's eyes and we ALL know that! End of story. But it's all good of course because that's how females get promoted to positions of prominence (just DO NOT forget to have that intelligent man there beside you to guide you/help you/hold your hand.)If you have two brain cells that are functioning this will be a hard episode to get through unless you're able to dull your senses via alcohol, drugs, willful stupidity or suicide. Its vicious murder on a light-weight comedic scale that we can all enjoy as long as we dont think about it. Thankfully the days of portraying husbands who violently murder their wives as psychotic killers is a thing of the past.I for one will NEVER watch another moment of this mind-numbing shit again.

Directed by Dwight H. Little  

Starring Nathan Fillion, Stana Katic, Susan Sullivan, Ruben Santiago-Hudson, Molly C. Quinn, more...

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